da intro, yo.

SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE!

Now that I have your attention...

Allow me to introduce myself or, rather, my blog. This is hopefully going to be the place in which I blow your mind with my awesome writing skills.

*APPLAUSE*

Settle down.
Honestly.

Okay, in all seriousness, I am an average teenager from your average Utah family. You know, one mom, one dad, 30 billion kids. Most of my family are Utah Ute fans. I myself have dreams of becoming part of the M.U.S.S. (look it up) someday.  And yes, I do have one those adorable Utah accents. Complete with enough "moun'ains" and "cricks" to ensure my status as a "hick" stays intact. I'm also a complete klutz. However, I make falling down a flight of stairs look good. It's a mystery to me that I haven't ended up in the hospital... yet.

I love writing, it's the best therapy out there. Right after copious amounts of ice cream. I love to read. I mostly read non-fiction books and I'm not really sure why. Maybe because it's real? I think laughing is so fun. I truly believe it is the best medicine.  I love trying new things, especially new FOOD! I tried sushi last month, best day of my life. I love music. I like pretty much everything except bluegrass. Ew.

I dislike fake people and rude people. Let's be real, who doesn't? I dislike Miley Cyrus. I think she is a bad influence (she won an award for it... no joke). I dislike warm toilet seats. I think they are so incredibly gross. It makes me wonder who was there before me... *shudder*  And last, but definitely not least, I detest the labels we give each other. The worst part about the whole thing is when we accept those labels. No one in high school ever believes that they are far more than their labels suggest. Or at least they have the potential to be.

And that's about it.